Joshua's blog
The pattern is right there. I am just the only one saying it.
Everything you read here comes from watching this club more closely than the people paid to talk about it. Updated whenever there is something worth saying, usually a few times a day.
Latest posts
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11 Nov 2026
Tottenham’s November Five Match Test Starts Now
Tottenham fans have been sold every November like a launch party for the festive season, complete with new
- 02
11 Nov 2026
Tottenham’s Fourth Match In Four Days Is The Test
There is something rather Tottenham about reaching the fourth match of a week and making the inconvenience
- 03
10 Nov 2026
Tottenham’s October Window Reckoning
We were promised an October window that would change the shape of our season, and now we are being asked to
- 04
10 Nov 2026
Tottenham’s October Proof Points To De Zerbi
There was a time when every Tottenham defeat could be explained away by the next thing. The schedule was
- 05
9 Nov 2026
The October Window Was Supposed to Change Everything
We were sold the idea that this would be the window to change the direction of the season. Instead, we got a
- 06
23 Oct 2026
Tottenham Need More Than A Europa Night
There is a particular kind of Tottenham grievance that arrives whenever the club plays well away from home.
- 07
23 Oct 2026
DE ZERBI QUIETLY BOUGHT THE OCTOBER WINDOW WE WERE OWED
We have spent years writing the same column about Tottenham and the international break: it arrives, nothing
- 08
22 Oct 2026
THE THIRD KIT FINALLY MADE IT INTO THE BOARDROOM
For once, the people picking the shirt are the same people picking the team, and I have been waiting years to
- 09
22 Oct 2026
De Zerbi Quietly Killed The Press Conference Cycle
He has done it by doing almost nothing. He has done it by answering fewer questions, more slowly, in shorter
- 10
22 Oct 2026
DE ZERBI HAS A SHAPE THE BOARD CANNOT UNDO
There is a thing that happens at this club roughly every eighteen months. A manager finds a shape, the
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21 Oct 2026
De Zerbi Has Quietly Bought The Quiet Week Back
The international break ended on Sunday, and for the first time in months nothing happened around Spurs. No
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21 Oct 2026
De Zerbi Finally Got The February Window He Was Owed
We spent January watching other clubs do business while we sat on our hands, and the bill came due in the